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The Long Way Home

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The hilarious, utterly relatable debut picture book from bestselling Holly Bourne, author of Am I Normal Yet? and So Thrilled For You. Ivy’s baby brother, Joel, is super cute. He gives really good snuggles, and he makes funny noises and smells. But Baby Joel does NOT... Read More
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The hilariously relatable debut picture book from bestselling Holly Bourne, author of I'm So Thrilled for You, as she turns her attention to the joys (and challenges!) of being a mum with a new baby who won't sleep

The hilariously relatable debut picture book from bestselling Holly Bourne, author of I'm So Thrilled for You, as she turns her attention to the joys (and challenges!) of being a mum with a new baby who won't sleep

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The hilarious, utterly relatable debut picture book from bestselling Holly Bourne, author of Am I Normal Yet? and So Thrilled For You.

Ivy’s baby brother, Joel, is super cute. He gives really good snuggles, and he makes funny noises and smells. But Baby Joel does NOT like to sleep. He will ONLY nap in his buggy while it’s moving, which means that Mummy and Ivy go on lots of long walks while he sleeps!

Ivy always gets to have a strawberry glitter cupcake afterwards. Today, though, their walk is full of LOTS of noisy obstacles to navigate.

A noisy street performer... Oh, no!
A dozen barking dogs... Oh, help!
A helicopter chase? WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?!

Will baby Joel stay asleep? Will Ivy get her cupcake? And will Mummy ever get to rest?

Holly Bourne celebrates all the highs and lows of a new baby with all her trademark warmth and humour, alongside hilarious illustrations by award-winning Ella Okstad.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781526688767

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 26 February 2026

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Bloomsbury Childrens Books

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Ella Okstad

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Width: 245.0mm

Height: 274.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

About the Author

Holly Bourne is the bestselling and critically acclaimed author of many adult and YA books, including Am I Normal Yet? She is a passionate mental health advocate and proud feminist.

Based in Norway, Ella Okstad is the bestselling illustrator of many wonderful books for children, including the Squishy McFluff series and The Drama Llama by Rachel Morrisroe (Puffin).

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