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Scorn

The Wickedest Insults in Human History
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Scorn by Matthew Parris is a witty collection of the sharpest and most scathing insults throughout history. Spanning from ancient Roman graffiti to modern social media, it features barbs from figures like Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, and Nigel Farage. This book reveals how verbal abuse can be crafted into an art form, encompassing literature, politics, showbiz, and more.
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Ideal for readers who enjoy sharp humour, historical anecdotes, and clever language play. Perfect for those seeking witty retorts or a humorous, literary gift.

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A totally up-to-date compendium of the sharpest, wittiest and downright rudest insults in human history.

The enduring collection of hilarious insults gets a FRESH NEW LOOK, perfect for Christmas gifting

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"He's 100% political herpes. Back in six months whatever you do. Or three days, like last time." - Camilla Long on Nigel Farage

"You're as ugly as a salad." - Bulgarian insult

"I'm going to beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on." - Muhammed Ali

There's no pleasure like a perfectly-turned put-down (when it's directed at somebody else, of course) but Matthew Parris's Scorn is sharply different from the standard collections. Here are the funniest, sharpest, rudest and most devastating insults in history, from ancient Roman graffiti to the battlefields of Twitter.

Drawing on bile from such masters as Dorothy Parker, Elizabeth I, Donald Trump, Groucho Marx, Princess Anne, Winston Churchill, Nigel Farage, Mae West and Alastair Campbell - which form an exchange between voices down the ages - Scorn shows that abuse can be an art form. This collection includes extended literary invective as well as short verbal shin-kicks.

Encompassing literature, art, politics, showbiz, marriage, gender, nationality, and religion, Matthew Parris's sublime collection is the perfect companion for the festive season, whether you're searching for the perfect elegant riposte, the rudest polite letter ever written, or a brutal verbal sledgehammer.

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Praised as the perfect stocking filler, Scorn is celebrated for its wit and quality. Critics commend Matthew Parris for his clear writing style and historical insight, calling it a "glorious compendium of spite" and a "beautiful collection of insults down the ages."

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781781257302

Publisher: Profile Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 02 November 2017

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Profile Books Ltd

Edition: Main

Audience: General / adult, Tertiary education, Professional and scholarly

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 32.0mm

Width: 126.0mm

Height: 196.0mm

Weight: 340g

Pages: 432

About the Author

Matthew Parris worked for the Foreign Office before serving as an MP. He now writes as a columnist for The Times and the Spectator, and in 2011 won the Best Columnist award at the British Press Awards. He is the author of several books, including his autobiography Chance Witness and the bestselling The Spanish Ambassador's Suitcase.

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