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Wobbly Bits and Other Euphemisms

Over 3,000 ways to avoid speaking your mind
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Wobbly Bits and Other Euphemisms is the essential guide to polite conversation. It humorously explores over 3,000 euphemisms that help avoid direct or uncomfortable speech, covering topics from crime and sex to old age and death. This witty book serves as a secret weapon to navigate delicate situations with tact and humour.
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Ideal for readers interested in language, humour, and social etiquette, including linguists, writers, and those seeking a playful approach to communication.

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Wobbly Bits is the essential guide to polite conversation.
Covering everything from the politically incorrect to the seriously
taboo, this entertaining book offers over 3,000 ways to avoid speaking
your mind.

Wobbly Bits explains the origins of more than 3,000 euphemisms in a fun and informative wayFully up-to-date, with fun examples of current usageA useful research tool for writers, journalists, researchers, linguists and etymologistsMakes a great gift for any language loverFrom the respected author of Word Origins

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Wobbly Bits is the essential guide to polite conversation. Covering everything from the politically incorrect to the seriously taboo, this humorous book offers over 3,000 ways to avoid speaking your mind!

Keep this book as your secret weapon (that ‘distinguished, cosmetically different person of size' your friend keeps mentioning might just not be your ideal date!), and you'll never be caught out again!

Subjects covered include crime, sins, sex, the body and its parts, clothing and nakedness, bodily functions and secretions, illness and injury, old age and death, work, poverty, government and politics, warfare and race.

"Utterly delightful and instructive" - The Observer

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"Utterly delightful and instructive," praises The Observer. The Daily Mail calls it a hilarious insight into more than 3,000 ways to avoid speaking your mind. Publishing News describes it as a little treasure exploring euphemism origins and realities, while the Dorset Echo recommends it not just for wordsmiths.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780713678406

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 03 September 2007

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: A & C Black Publishers Ltd

Audience: EFL / TEFL / TESOL

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 19.0mm

Width: 122.0mm

Height: 196.0mm

Weight: 384g

Pages: 352

About the Author

John Ayto is an experienced lexicographer and author of many language titles including A&C Black's Word Origins. He is Chief Etymologist on the Bloomsbury English Dictionary.

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