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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc!

Legendary front pages from the NT News, Volume Two
By NT News
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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc! by NT News provides a humorous take on life in the Northern Territory, using legendary crocodile encounters, bizarre news stories, and cheeky commentary. Readers can enjoy this collection of hilarious real-life tales, reflecting the unique and spirited culture of the region. It's a fun, light-hearted read showcasing outlandish events and the irreverent humour of the NT News.
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You might enjoy this book if you appreciate the quirky and irreverent humour of crocodile-related news stories from Australia's Northern Territory. It's full of laugh-out-loud headlines and bizarre tales, perfect for those who love a good chuckle over the strange and unexpected.

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THEY'RE BACK . . . Bigger, better and bolshier than ever.

You have to wait 75 years to see Halley's Comet again and ten years to see (and smell) the giant corpse flower bloom. But for the second time in less than five years, the NT News team have given up Friday night drinks to collate a collection of their best efforts into the ultimate gift book.

Famous for their witty front-page headlines that can turn a wayward croc, a misused firecracker, or an unconfirmed UFO sighting into a national talking point, they've again proved that the combination of a photo and caption is an art form perfected in the muggy heat of Australia's Top End.

WHY I'VE GOT SOME STICKY NEAR MY DICKY

DID ALIENS STEAL MY MANGOES

TOASTER MELTED MY DENTURES

MONSTER SNAKE FOUND IN LOO

WHY I'VE GOT A COIN IN MY GROIN

While everyone else is talking about fake news, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc! is chock-a-croc with what really matters. And that trumps everything.

'There's more to us than croc front pages and witty headlines. When we figure out what they are, we'll let you know.' - Overheard at the NT News headquarters

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780733641848

Publisher: Hachette Australia

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 27 November 2018

Country: Australia

Imprint: Hachette Australia

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 8.0mm

Width: 178.0mm

Height: 234.0mm

Weight: 390g

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About the Author

First published in 1952, the NT News represents the people of the Northern Territory with fair, investigative and quirky journalism. NT News staff encourage their readers to interact with them across different platforms so they can campaign to improve and celebrate the Territory way of life. The NT News is unconventional, bold, unique and unashamedly Territorian, and allows readers to escape the daily grind and to be informed while also enjoying the lighter side of life.

The NT News reaches more than 64,000 people each day Monday to Friday, and the Saturday edition is the Territory's highest circulating paper of the week.

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