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Pooems

12 hilariously pongy poems and stinky rhymes!
By Kes Gray
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A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!! But... Read More
Format: Hardback
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A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from superstar pairing Kes Gray and David Tazzyman.

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A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!

When gorillas are full of bananas

They don't just go to the loo.

They swing from their nest,

They beat on their chest,

And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!

But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?

Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781444977172

Publisher: Hachette Children's Group

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 14 August 2025

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Hodder Children's Books

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Width: 248.0mm

Height: 251.0mm

Weight: 340g

Pages: 32

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About the Author

Kes Gray is the bestselling author of the OI FROG AND FRIENDS series of books that has sold over 1.5 million copies and has been adapted into a theatre show. He is a multi-award-winning author with over 70 books published. He eats Ideaflakes for breakfast, spreads silliness on his toast and loves to write books that will make children laugh out loud. He has won the Sainsbury's Children's Book Award and the Laugh Out Loud Book Award and has been shortlisted for the British Book Awards. Kes is based in Essex.

David Tazzyman is an internationally acclaimed award-winning illustrator. Born & raised in Leicester, David wanted to be an artist since the age of 5. He graduated from Manchester Metropolitan University 1993 and then travelled around Asia with sketchbooks for 3 years before moving to London in 1997. He worked as a commercial illustrator (clients including Cream, Vodafone, Orange, Natwest, Fiat, Levi's, Virgin Atlantic, We Love) before falling into children's publishing in 2006, illustrating Andy Stanton's Mr Gum series which went on to win numerous awards including the first Roald Dahl Funny Prize in 2008. Now David mainly illustrates children's picture and fiction books and lives in Leicestershire with his partner and 3 children.

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