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Officially Retired

Hilarious Quips and Quotes to Celebrate Your Freedom
By Ted Heybridge
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Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements. Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading... Read More
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Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. Put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

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Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements.

Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do.

Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including:

  • Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock
  • The challenges of keeping up with technology
  • The fleeing hair follicles
  • Being the only person happy on a Monday

Perfect for anyone who wants to find humour in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781837992126

Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 08 February 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Summersdale Publishers

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 20.0mm

Width: 98.0mm

Height: 134.0mm

Weight: 209g

Pages: 160

Collections

Education & Reference Fiction Humour Mindset & Self Help New Year, New You Science & Nature Self-Help & Personal Development Ted Heybridge

About the Author

Founded in 1990, Summersdale is a vibrant publisher that puts its heart and soul into creating exceptional books. They swiftly respond to emerging technology and trends, provide entertaining, informative and innovative content in the genres of travel writing, general non-fiction, health and well-being, and gift and humor.

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