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How to Survive Retirement

A Hilarious Guide for the Recently Retired
Brief Description
Dive into this hilarious, fully illustrated guide packed with tongue-in-cheek tips to prepare you for an exciting new life chapter - retirement! Attention all retirees! This book is the essential guide to navigating life beyond the nine-to-five. Your freedom begins here, and you're going to need... Read More
Format: Hardback
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Attention all retirees! This book is the essential guide to navigating life beyond the nine-to-five. Your freedom begins here and you're going to need all the advice you can get on how to while away the hours, make cool new friends, and avoid total boredom! Dive into this hilarious book to prepare you for the adventure of a lifetime.

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Dive into this hilarious, fully illustrated guide packed with tongue-in-cheek tips to prepare you for an exciting new life chapter - retirement!

Attention all retirees! This book is the essential guide to navigating life beyond the nine-to-five. Your freedom begins here, and you're going to need all the advice you can get on how to while away the hours, make cool new friends, and avoid total boredom!

Retirement is an exciting time, but you probably have a lot of questions too. For instance, how long can I lie in bed before I'm officially classed as lazy, and what the heck do I do with all my free time now? Whatever questions you might have, this book is the ticket to a remarkably good retirement.

Charmingly illustrated by Ian Baker, How to Survive Retirement is packed with tongue-in-cheek advice that will have you chuckling from page to page. So, wherever your retired years lead you, this book is your reminder to laugh, embrace your new life, and enjoy the ride!

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781837995110

Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 12 June 2025

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Summersdale Publishers

Illustration: 46 illustrations by hired artist

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Ian Baker

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 14.0mm

Width: 116.0mm

Height: 156.0mm

Weight: 180g

Pages: 96

About the Author

Founded in 1990, Summersdale is a vibrant publisher that puts its heart and soul into creating exceptional books. They swiftly respond to emerging technology and trends, provide entertaining, informative and innovative content in the genres of travel writing, general non-fiction, health and well-being, and gift and humor.

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