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Divorced, Beheaded, Ghosted
The ultimate guide to dating from the iconic wives of Henry VIII
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The hilariously honest guide to ghosting, soft-launching and breakups from British history's most iconic women. Dating can be a royal pain, but who better to guide you through the drama than Henry VIII's six wives? Inspired by the true lives of Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn,...
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The hilariously honest guide to ghosting, soft-launching and breakups from British history's most iconic women.
Dating can be a royal pain, but who better to guide you through the drama than Henry VIII's six wives?
Inspired by the true lives of Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, and Catherine Parr, Divorced, Beheaded, Ghosted reimagines the six queens as the kind of friends you wish you could text about your situationship.
With 30 different modern-day scenarios, each queen dishes out their own sharp, witty responses to modern dating dilemmas. Whether you are in your Anne Boleyn era, being breadcrumbed by a man who pursued you first, or like Catherine of Aragon, facing unscrupulous accusations of still having Hinge downloaded on your phone, this book will offer you all the regal wisdom and historical sass you need to snap back.
Filled with tried and tested advice from the most iconic group of women in history, Divorced, Beheaded, Ghosted is the go-to guide for navigating today's dating scene with a hilarious Tudor twist.
Book Details
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ISBN: 9780857508737
Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 23 July 2026
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Bantam Books (Transworld Publishers a division of the Random House Group)
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 11.0mm
Width: 117.0mm
Height: 185.0mm
Weight: 128g
Pages: 80
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