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Deep-sea Creeps
A field guide to terrible ex-boyfriends (as sea creatures)
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Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should have been left lurking in the murky depths of your Tinder messages—from The Self-Proclaimed "Nice Guy" to The Egomaniac, and even The Ex Who Wanted To Break Up (But Wanted You To Do It). This...
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Description
Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should have been left lurking in the murky depths of your Tinder messages—from The Self-Proclaimed "Nice Guy" to The Egomaniac, and even The Ex Who Wanted To Break Up (But Wanted You To Do It).
This hilarious oceanographic expedition is for anyone who's cut a loser from their line, and will (hopefully) help identify the next creep before you reel him in.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781923049024
Publisher: Smith Street Books
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 30 January 2024
Country: Australia
Imprint: Smith Street Books
Illustration: 50 Illustrations, color
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Width: 130.0mm
Height: 195.0mm
Weight: 300g
Pages: 96
About the Author
Danielle Kraese is a humour writer, author, editor and freelance dog petter. Her cowritten feminist joke book, Jokes To Offend Men, (inspired by the viral McSweeney's piece 'Jokes I've Told That My Male Colleagues Didn't Like') was named the #2 comedy book of 2022 by
Vulture, and New York Magazine classified it as 'highbrow brilliant' in its Approval Matrix. Danielle's short humour has been published by the New Yorker, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Reductress, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Slackjaw and Weekly Humorist.
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