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Animals Are A-holes

Meet the Biggest Jerks of the Animal Kingdom
By Brynn Wallace
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The world is full of furry little assholes, and this book proves it. With adorable art showcasing the most annoying and surprising offenses of creatures great and small (think: adorable penguin luring an unsuspecting baby penguin into a white van), this humor-laden gift book exposes the... Read More
Format: Hardback
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The world is full of furry little assholes, and this book proves it. With adorable art showcasing the most annoying and surprising offenses of creatures great and small (think: adorable penguin luring an unsuspecting baby penguin into a white van), this humor-laden gift book exposes the dark underbelly of the animal kingdom in the most delightful way. Readers will enjoy this illustrated rap sheet of petulant animal behaviors from a very judgy human perspective. Isn't it time we held nature's biggest f*ckwads accountable? We're looking at you, bullying dolphins, cliquey flamingos, flex-happy kangaroos (we get it-you're strong), creepy cuttlefish, grudge-holding crows, and penis-fencing worms.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781250388964

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 17 November 2025

Country: United States

Imprint: Castle Point Books

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Steve James

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 192

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Brynn Wallace Fiction Humour Science & Nature

About the Author

Brynn Wallace is a writer, coffee enthusiast, and recovering animal lover. She spends most of her free time being judged by her cats, avoiding eye contact with geese, and googling terms like sea cucumber butts.

Steve James illustrates children's books and greeting cards. When he isn't drawing incriminating animal art at his home in Leeds, England, he enjoys going to concerts, taking walks in the countryside, and playing guitar.

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