Santa Needs a NEW BUM!

Name: Santa Needs a NEW BUM!
Brand: Upstart Distribution
SKU: 9781990042829
Price: 18.99 NZD
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By Dawn McMillan

Series: New Bum Series

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Who would believe it? Santa and Red Pants Boy are sitting together for tea. But as well as festive cheer, Santa brings a problem: his bum is ill-fitting from all of the sitting! Can our hero and his family help Santa get his bum back in... Read More

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This festive and funny tale will spread Christmas joy to all the kids, parents and grandparents who can't get enough of the New Bum! shenanigans. Dawn McMillan's playful rhymes and Ross Kinnaird's vibrant drawings bring an exciting holiday adventure to New Bum fans around the world, continuing the success of this globally bestselling series.

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Santa Needs a NEW BUM!

Who would believe it? Santa and Red Pants Boy are sitting together for tea. But as well as festive cheer, Santa brings a problem: his bum is ill-fitting from all of the sitting! Can our hero and his family help Santa get his bum back in shape in time for Christmas present deliveries? This festive and funny tale will spread...

By Dawn McMillan

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781990042829

Publisher: Oratia Media

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 09 October 2025

Country: New Zealand

Imprint: Oratia Books

Illustration: Colour illustrations throughout

Contributors:

Illustrated by Ross Kinnaird

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 4.0mm

Width: 215.0mm

Height: 230.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 32

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