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Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
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Henry has ended his marriage to Caroline and headed off to Noosa with Mercedes' grade three teacher, Martha. Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry's suits, has gone after them. Craig and Lesley have dropped over briefly from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline's all-night row. And Janice, Caroline's sister, is staying for the weekend to look after the girls because Janice is the sensible one.
A microbiologist with a job she loves, a fervent belief in the beauty of the scientific method and a determination to make a solo life after her divorce from Alec. Then Craig returns through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with Caroline and finds Janice in her bed. Lesley storms in with a jealous heart and a mouthful of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back from the airport in separate taxisβand let's not even get started on Brayden the pizza guy.
Janice can cope with all that. But when Alec knocks on the door, things suddenly get complicated.
Harnessing the exquisite timing of the great comedies to the narrative power and emotional intelligence for which she is famous, Toni Jordan brings all her wit, wisdom and flair to this brilliant, hilarious novel.
Our Tiny, Useless Hearts is a masterful blend of humour and insight, showcasing the chaos and complexity of relationships with a sharp, clever touch.
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Our Tiny, Useless Hearts by Toni Jordan is praised for its wit, cleverness, and romantic charm, likened to satirical suburban life with a touch of P.G. Wodehouse's humour. The novel combines laugh-out-loud moments with real emotional depth, presenting a rom-com about love and marriage. Critics commend its sharp humour, engaging characters, and fresh romantic plot, highlighting its clever suburban satire intertwined with a nod to Anna Karenina. The book is celebrated for its comedic writing style that blends farcical situations with a rich domestic narrative.
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INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781925498097
Publisher: Text Publishing
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 03 January 2017
Country: Australia
Imprint: The Text Publishing Company
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Width: 128.0mm
Height: 198.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 288
About the Author
Toni Jordan is the author of four novels. The international bestseller Addition was a Richard and Judy Bookclub pick and was longlisted for the Miles Franklin Literary Award. Fall Girl was published internationally and has been optioned for film, and Nine Days was awarded Best Fiction at the 2012 Indie Awards, was shortlisted for the ABIA Best General Fiction award and was named in Kirkus Review's top 10 Historical Novels of 2013. Her latest novel is Our Tiny, Useless Hearts.
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