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Desktop Fire Extinguisher

Series: RP Minis
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In Desktop Fire Extinguisher by Sarah Royal, readers are invited to find humour in the everyday chaos and quirks of office life. The book cleverly mixes sharp wit and light-hearted insights, aiming to provide a comedic escape from the stresses of the workplace. It's a cheeky yet entertaining tool designed to bring a smile to anyone sitting at a desk.
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This quirky and entertaining book may appeal to you if you enjoy humourous takes on office life and need a light-hearted diversion from the daily grind. With its witty commentary and tongue-in-cheek insights, it offers a playful perspective on work and a good chuckle for anyone seeking to inject some fun into their desk-bound routine.

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Put out those office fires with Desktop Fire Extinguisher! The perfect desk accessory, this humorous kit comes with a mini fire extinguisher with a fun sound element for a quick dose of stress relief when you need it.

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In case of emergency, Desktop Fire Extinguisher provides much-needed stress relief! Just press down the nozzle and this mini fire extinguisher releases a satisfying whooshing sound.

Kit includes:

* 3" mini fire extinguisher with whooshing sound

* 32-page illustrated mini book

WARNING - KEEP BUTTON BATTERIES OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

Swallowing may lead to serious or fatal injury in as little as 2 hours due to chemical burns and potential perforation of the oesophagus.

Never allow children to replace button batteries of any device.

If you suspect your child has swallowed or inserted a button battery, immediately call the 24-Hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 (Australia) or 0800 764 766 (New Zealand) for fast, expert advice.

Regularly examine devices and make sure the battery compartment is correctly secured, e.g. that the screw or other mechanical fastener is tightened. Do not use if the compartment is not secure.

Dispose of used button batteries immediately and safely out of reach of children. A battery can still be dangerous even when it can no longer operate the device.

Tell others about the risk associated with button batteries and how to keep their children safe.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780762473731

Publisher: Running Press

Format: Multiple-component retail product

Date Published: 15 July 2021

Country: United States

Imprint: Running Press Miniature Editions

Illustration: 15 Illustrations, color

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 50.0mm

Width: 74.0mm

Height: 98.0mm

Weight: 70g

Pages: 48

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Sarah Royal is the author of many RP mini kits. She lives in Brooklyn.

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