The Unicorn Poop Joke Book

Name: The Unicorn Poop Joke Book
Brand: United Sourcing Group
SKU: 9781838575151
Price: 11.0 NZD
Availability: OutOfStock

By Jack B. Quick

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Summary

The Unicorn Poop Joke Book by Jack B. Quick is a whimsical collection of jokes centred around unicorns and their colourful, glittery messes. Perfect for children, it blends humour and whimsy to tickle young readers with laugh-out-loud punchlines and playful illustrations, making it an ideal choice for those who enjoy a good giggle.
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Format: Paperback / softback

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Description

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless!

This wacky book is packed to bursting with hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids, and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop!

The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome illustrations will have you laughing your socks off.

The Unicorn Poop Joke Book is ideal for children aged 6+.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781838575151

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 08 June 2020

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Arcturus

Illustration: Paperback

Contributors:

Illustrated by Gareth Conway
Illustrated by Gareth Conway

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 6.0mm

Width: 176.0mm

Height: 200.0mm

Weight: 233g

Pages: 96

Collections

Children's Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Humour Jack B. Quick

About the Author

Jack B. Quick is a world-expert in the field of Mirth Studies, and has been writing pun-tastic gags for children his whole life. He graduated from the Institute of Hilarity in Chuckleville with a PhD way back in 1902, and hasn't changed his socks since. His favourite bone of the human body is the humerus.
Disclaimer: Dr. Quick accepts no legal responsibility for the splitting of sides, slapping of thighs, dropping of jaws, or tickling of ribs.

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