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Why Mummy Swears

By Gill Sims
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Why Mummy Swears by Gill Sims offers a humorous glimpse into the chaotic life of Ellen, a mother juggling work, family, and social obligations. Set over a year, the book highlights the comedic challenges and triumphs she faces while trying to maintain sanity in her modern family life. The narrative provides witty insights into the experiences of motherhood, balancing the laughter and frustrations of everyday family dynamics.
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You might enjoy this book if you love witty, laugh-out-loud stories about the chaotic and often hilariously unpredictable nature of family life. With relatable characters and sharp humour, it delves into the everyday challenges of parenthood, offering both entertainment and a sense of camaraderie for anyone who's felt overwhelmed by domestic duties. This read may particularly appeal to those who appreciate a candid look at the ups and downs of modern motherhood.

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The hilarious second novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks.

The Sunday Times Number One Bestseller

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The hilarious second novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from the author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks.

Monday, 25 July
The first day of the holidays. I suppose it could’ve been worse. I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history. As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items, and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children, especially not small boys.

Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past, we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch, DON’T TOUCH, FFS DON’T TOUCH!’ while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail in their heads.
How many more days of the holiday are there?

Welcome to Mummy’s world…

The Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord, The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer, while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business trips…

Mummy’s marriage is feeling the strain, her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould. Only Judgy, the Proud and Noble Terrier, remains loyal as always.

Mummy has also found herself a new challenge, working for a hot new tech start-up. But not only is she worrying if, at forty-two, she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity, she’s also somehow (accidentally) rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard, plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sick.

Can Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? And, more importantly, can she find the time to pour herself a large G+T?

Probably effing not.

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Why Mummy Swears by Gill Sims is praised for its humour and relatability, with reviews highlighting it as a laugh-out-loud experience. Readers find it an honest and amusing tale that resonates with many parents, offering a comforting escape akin to a relaxing end-of-day ritual. The book is noted as a successful, hilarious follow-up to Sims' debut, demonstrating her consistent comedic prowess.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780008284220

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 21 March 2019

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: HarperCollins

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 23.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 368

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About the Author

Gill Sims is the author and illustrator of the hugely successful parenting blog and Facebook site 'Peter and Jane'. She lives in Scotland with her husband, two children and a recalcitrant rescue Border Terrier, who rules the house. Gill's interests include drinking wine, wasting time on social media, trying and failing to recapture her lost youth and looking for the dog when he decides to go on one of his regular jaunts.

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