1
of
1
1001 One-Liners
Book Hero Magic crafted this summary to help describe this book. While it's new and still
learning, it may not be perfect - your
feedback is welcome!
Summary
Read More
Format: Paperback / softback
$2199
Unit price
/
Unavailable
AVAILABLE WITH SUPPLIER
Ships from our Auckland warehouse within 4-6 weeks
Found a better price? Request a price match
1001 One-Liners
$2199
Unit price
/
Unavailable
Book Hero Magic created this recommendation. While it's new and still learning, it may not be perfect - your feedback is welcome! IS THIS YOUR NEXT READ?
Latest News
New Hero Alert! Meet Theresa – our new Warehouse Sidekick
We’re thrilled to welcome Theresa to the Book Hero team! Whenever we bring a new...
Our Rolife Range Is Getting Even Bigger!
Our Rolife range is getting even bigger! We’ve got a huge new shipment on the...
How to Make 1000 Piece Puzzles Easier
1000 piece puzzles can seem a little intimidating, but a few simple tricks can make...
Pick up a Microhistory (and become a very niche expert)
If you've seen people talking about a book about Salt and wondered what was happening...
Lizzy's August Reading
Book Hero team member Lizzy is rounding up her reads for August! Check out what...
See more
Patient: "Doctor! When I wake up I'm all dizzy. Then after half anhour I feel fine."Doctor: "Well, wait half an hour before waking up."
Book Hero Magic formatted this description to make it easier to read. While it's new and
still learning, it may not be perfect - your
feedback is welcome!
Description
It's not hard to see why one-liners remain in vogue with today's comedians. They are easy to remember, quick to deliver, and if one gag dies on its feet, the next is waiting in the wings, hopefully to a better reception.
Here is a compilation of the best one-liners around—a heady mix of old and new favourites, Dad jokes, thoughtful musings, corny puns, and witty observations—covering a vast range of topics from Families to Fish, Money to Music, Relationships to Religion, and Technology to Travel.
They can be used to brighten up business conferences where the delegates are as tired as the sandwiches; dinner parties where the conversation is threatening to slide into a discussion about spreadsheets; seemingly interminable Zoom calls; and, of course, speeches at weddings that are so emotional that even the cake is in tiers.
Discover these gems in 1001 One-Liners by Geoff Tibballs and add some sparkle to your next gathering or presentation.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781802471212
Publisher: Gemini Books Group Ltd
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 14 September 2023
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Ad Lib Publishers Ltd
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Width: 129.0mm
Height: 198.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 144
Collections
About the Author
Geoff Tibballs is the author of over 150 books, including the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, The Mammoth Book of Dirty Jokes, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes, The Seniors' Survival Guide and Dad-isms. He has contributed to the Ripley's Believe It or Not! annuals for more than twenty years. He lives in Nottingham with his wife.
Also by Geoff Tibballs
View all-
Old Age and How To Milk It
From getting a seat on the bus to forgetting what you were worrying about, there are countless reasons to be grateful for being an old git. We should be glad to be grey! Geoff Tibballs issues a clarion call to wrinkly boomers to celebrate the numerous advantages to old age, from the joy of socks to the rush you get...Paperback$2000Elsewhere:$2199Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
The Grumpy Old Gits' Joke Book (Warning: They might die laughing)
We all grow old, and there's nothing else to be done but to laugh in the face of creeping decrepitude and the infirmities and indignities of old age. They say laughter is the best medicine, and we all need more medicine as we age. Bestselling humour author Geoff Tibballs has compiled a typically brilliantly entertaining collection of jokes for those...Paperback$2199Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
1001 Dad Jokes
Why don’t owls go on dates when it’s raining? – Because it’s too wet to woo. What’s brown, stinks, and sounds like a bell? – Dung. What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? – A little plaque. Everyone loves dad jokes. Cheesier than a four-cheese pizza, they defy you not to laugh, even if it’s more in pity...Paperback$2199Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2
From the man behind the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, an all-new, enormous collection of fantastic jokes—indexed and categorised to help find the right joke for the right occasion, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Bigger, better, and even bulkier than before, The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2 is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers...Paperback$11100Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 2-3 weeks -
Dad-isms
Do you think your jokes are hilarious, without fail? Ever thought something was sidesplittingly funny only to have the rest of your family look at you with pity and disdain? It probably means that you’ve succumbed to the daft, ill-advised things all Dads say and do – the things you swore you’d never do! You’ve fallen for Dad-isms. In this...Paperback$2299Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
The Wicked Wit of England
The Wicked Wit of England is a celebration of British humour, featuring a collection of stories, anecdotes, quips, and quotes that capture the various idiosyncrasies of the English character. If there is one thing that first-time visitors to England find mystifying – along with our obsession with discussing the weather, our pride in making the perfect cup of tea, and...Paperback$2299Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 4-6 weeks -
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush... if she got any of them. This collection...PaperbackSold Out -
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. The Mammoth Book of One-Liners includes gems such as: 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that...PaperbackSold Out -
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of...PaperbackSold Out -
The Mammoth Book of More Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes
Funny, fearless and absolutely filthy—nearly 3,000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes, covering just about every topic imaginable, from adultery to (sex in) Zoos, including an assortment of bad taste lists. A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.PaperbackSold Out -
Royalty's Strangest Tales
A rollicking collection of stories featuring the craziest, daftest and most outrageous monarchs the world has ever known. Packed with royal stories from 2,000 years of history, from the immortality-obsessed first Emperor of China to the master of tact and diplomacy, Prince Philip, this book will leave the reader fascinated, entertained and occasionally appalled. We’ll meet all sorts of colourful...PaperbackSold Out
More from Humour
View all-
Me vs Brain
The hilarious book from TikTok and Insta sensation, Hayley Morris Brain - No one's going to buy your book Me - But it's good! My editor says so! Brain - Well she would, wouldn't she... Btw, didn't you leave your hair straighteners on? Me - I can't get into this now, I've got a book description to write Hello! Hayley...Paperback$2600Elsewhere:$3000Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
What A Way To Go
The Million Copy #1 Bestselling Author of How to Kill Your Family is back with the new book of the moment. Featured in Vogue, Cosmopolitan, Sunday Times Style, You Magazine… 'Super-sharp, lethally witty' - NIGELLA LAWSON 'Delicious' - JOJO MOYES 'Very funny… I inhaled it' - JOE LYCETT ‘Taut, pacy, seamless… a huge pleasure to read’ - MARIAN KEYES ‘I...Paperback$3699Unit price /UnavailableBackorderShips mid September -
Murdoku
Place the suspects, reveal the killer! An innovative puzzle book that incorporates murder mysteries with sudoku-like logic. An addictive mix of cosy crime and colourful grid logic puzzles. These visually appealing, addictive puzzles drop solvers into immersive mini murder mysteries, combining the elegant simplicity of games like sudoku with the storytelling of classic logic problems. But Murdoku introduces its own...Paperback$3899Elsewhere:$4000Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
Minute Cryptic
Welcome to your brand-new wordplay obsession. From the creators of the hugely popular online puzzle platform, Minute Cryptic, comes this step-by-step guide to solving cryptic crosswords. With over 160 different clues for you to solve, each chapter takes you through a different wordplay concept essential for unlocking cryptic crossword clues. As you complete the book, you'll build your skills and...Paperback$2799Elsewhere:$3600Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
The Wedding People
'BEST READ OF THE YEAR SO FAR' THE TIMES 'BOOKS AS FUN AS THIS ONE ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN' GUARDIAN Phoebe Stone arrives at a grand beachside hotel in Rhode Island wearing her best dress and least comfortable shoes. Immediately she is mistaken for one of the wedding people — but she's actually the only guest at the Cornwall...Paperback$2399Elsewhere:$2799Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
Women's Prize WinnerThe Correspondent
84 Charing Cross Road meets A Man Called Ove in this heartwarming, witty story about the life of an extraordinary woman, told through her letters. In her letters to family and friends, we come to know the life of Sybil Van Antwerp—stubborn, cantankerous, opinionated, always steadfast in her belief in the power of the written word. But as the clock...Paperback$2999Elsewhere:$3700Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
Detective Beans and the Map of Mystery
Enjoy this new DETECTIVE BEANS adventure in the bestselling and award-winning graphic novel series by Li Chen! Your favourite kitten detective is back with a new mystery to solve . . . and treasure to find! When Captain Scuttlebeard gives Beans a treasure map, Beans is determined to find the prize at the end. The clues take him all over...Paperback$1900Elsewhere:$2200Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
Game On
Book three in the No.1 New York Times bestselling Into Darkness series,following the dark rom-com sensations Lights Out and Caught Up. The game ison for these enemies-to-lovers with laugh-out-loud banter and scorching-hotbrat play. I hate that woman. Tyler Neumann has spent years looking for his father, and not because he wants to meetthe man. No, he wants to destroy him....Paperback$2000Elsewhere:$2799Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
New ReleaseOnly One for the Orc
A burnt-out bookseller. A lovesick orc. Is fate enough to keep them together? In Claw Haven, Alaska, monsters are real – but what about fated mates? Vi Harper is good at many things and great at pretending she’s got her life figured out. Truth is, she’s a hot mess – especially when cocky, gorgeous orc Nick Wicker goads her in...Paperback$1999Elsewhere:$2499Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
20% offThe Pumpkin Spice Café (Deluxe Edition)
The first book of the viral Dream Harbor series by #1 New York Times and Sunday Times bestselling author Laurie Gilmore! 🍁 TikTok Made Me Buy It – Winner of the TikTok Shop Book of the Year 2024, Sunday Times and USA Today bestseller. As seen on Good Morning America! 🍁🍁🍁🍁 When Jeanie’s aunt gifts her the beloved Pumpkin Spice...Hardback$2800Elsewhere:$4500Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow -
The Gate of the Feral Gods
The fourth book in the explosive LitRPG Dungeon Crawler Carl series New Achievement! Total, Utter Failure.You failed a quest less than five minutes after you received it. Now that's talent. Surviving in a multilevel dungeon that also happens to be the set of the galaxy's most watched game show has taught Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriend's cat, Princess...Hardback$6000Unit price /UnavailableBackorderShips mid September -
New ReleaseCountry People
🍃 'THE BOOK OF THE SUMMER' Mick Herron 🍃FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF NORTH WOODS'LYRICAL and JOYFUL' Sarah Jessica Parker'Told with WARMTH and WIT, Mason's prose shimmers in this immersive ode to stories, to the land, and its people' Lucy Steeds, author of The Artist'A CHARMING, FUNNY, EXHILARATING Vermont adventure' Clare Fuller, author of Swimming LessonsMiles Krzelewski is a devoted...Paperback$3199Elsewhere:$3799Unit price /UnavailableIn StockShips tomorrow
Why buy from us?
Book Hero is not a chain store or big box retailer. We're an independent 100% NZ-owned business on a mission to help more Kiwis rediscover a love of books and reading!
Service & Delivery
Our warehouse in Auckland holds over 100,000 books, toys, board games and puzzles in-stock so you're not waiting for your order to arrive from overseas.
Auckland Bookstore
We're primarily an online store, but for your convenience you can pick up your order for free from our bookstore, which is right next door to our warehouse in Hobsonville.
Our Gifting Service
Books make wonderful thoughtful gifts and we're here to help with gift-wrapping and cards. We can even send your gift directly to your loved one.
