{"product_id":"a-parade-of-horribles-by-matt-dinniman-9798217190065","title":"A Parade of Horribles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they're forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don't come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e normal, a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e simple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don't listen to those whispers about what's happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it \"a coming-out party for the ages.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarl hates that it's business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It's a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can't even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it's not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they've ever been.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIncludes part eight of the exclusive bonus story \"Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cscribe-shadow id=\"crxjs-ext\" data-crx=\"okfkdaglfjjjfefdcppliegebpoegaii\" style=\"position: fixed; width: 0px; height: 0px; top: 0px; left: 0px; z-index: 2147483647; overflow: visible; visibility: visible;\"\u003e\u003c\/scribe-shadow\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ingram Book Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47397567791340,"sku":"9798217190065","price":70.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/7ddfac6533831e80665e5709a8edf829.jpg?v=1773719687","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.pro\/products\/a-parade-of-horribles-by-matt-dinniman-9798217190065","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}