{"title":"Nick Asbury","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiscover the witty world of \u003cstrong\u003eNick Asbury\u003c\/strong\u003e, a master of humour whose works effortlessly blend sharp observation with a touch of the unexpected. Known for his delightfully sardonic take on life’s ups and downs, Asbury brings a refreshing voice to the literary scene. His books, including the much-loved \u003cem\u003ePerpetual Disappointments Diary\u003c\/em\u003e, serve as a humorous antidote to modern life's challenges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAsbury's writing is characterised by its clever insights and tongue-in-cheek commentary, making every page a joy to read. His humour is both accessible and profound, striking a chord with anyone who appreciates a clever turn of phrase or a wry look at the day-to-day. Perfect for those who enjoy both laughter and a bit of reflection, Nick Asbury's works promise to entertain while leaving you with plenty to think about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore the collection of Nick Asbury's books in our \u003cem\u003eHumour\u003c\/em\u003e category and prepare to be both amused and enlightened.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"perpetual-disappointments-diary-by-nick-asbury-9781529038651","title":"Perpetual Disappointments Diary","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMost Disappointing Edition Yet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Best. Diary. Ever'\u003c\/em\u003e - Metro\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e'Cheeringly depressing'\u003c\/em\u003e - Guardian\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e'Abandon all hope, ye who buy it'\u003c\/em\u003e - New York Times\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePerpetual Disappointments Diary\u003c\/em\u003e by Nick Asbury, the downbeat weekly journal for pessimists, stoics and losers everywhere, returns with its most disappointing edition yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGround yourself with Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages (\"A table for one, please\", \"I have destroyed my hire car\") plus advice for surviving Even Worse Case Scenarios (Fighting a crocodile while tired, Surviving an elephant stampede while running into an ex). Fill an idle moment with a Boring Crossword, and overcome creative blocks using Bleak Strategies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis Edition includes:\u003cbr\u003e\nRealistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, Bleak Strategies, Even Worse Case Scenarios, Boring Crosswords, Notable Deaths, Bank Insecurity Questions, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Macmillan Publishers New Zealand Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46671200387308,"sku":"9781529038651","price":24.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/10808233482732.jpg?v=1752804622"}],"url":"https:\/\/bookhero.pro\/collections\/nick-asbury.oembed","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}